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2016

12

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the DAy

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I offended a girl the other day, I don’t remember what I said, but I remember her response being “I’ll piss on your face”….

Yes, that’s the kind of girls I hang out with, real fucking ladies, and the funny thing in that is that the girl was actually hot, white trash comes in all shapes.

The problem with her approach of threatening to “piss on your face”…was that I totally wanted her to piss on my face…so I spent the next hour trying to convince her to piss on her face….

Needless to say…she didn’t piss on my face and that this story has no point, no climax, no resolution…other than a reminder that women will always disappoint me…with false promises…like they were my neglectful mom.

So girls, if you are trashy enough to threaten to piss on a guys face in anger, go through with it…even if you know that punishment is more sexual fetish feeding….

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