I'll Make You Famous…
 
 

2016

13

Apr

Christa B. Allen See Through for Instagram of the Day

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I don’t know who Christa B. Allen but she has IMDB and WIKIPEDIA so she must be important…

Let’s take a journey into who Christa B. Allen and why her attention seeking hipster style instagram pictures are more than just thirsty instagram modeling but rather brand support to her career…

So she is “Teenage Girl” in Youth in Revolt from back in 2009….and started this celebrity thing in 13 Going on 30 in 2004….and her career highlight is probably being on a show called REVENGE or another one called BABY DADDY….because they are actual TV shows….

TAKE THAT INSTAGRAM MODELS…this girl is legit….her see through social media is just her “ART”…she doesn’t need followers, she’s already rich from her Screen Actors Guild pay scale of 500 dollars a day, which her 4 episodes of Baby Daddy, that account for 5 weeks of work, which works out to be 10,000 dollars for the year!! Less agency and Union fees, bringing in a COOL 7000 dollars for 2015…which paid for 2 months of life in LA…forcing her to find something else to subsidize the other 10 months of the year while living her dreams…

She’s 24, not too late yet, but seeing all these actors taking the instagram model nudity to their self promotion is great to perverts like me who used to have to wait for an actor to fuck up to deliver nipples..modern times are so promising, even if social media is garbage, it ruins lives, but it still brought out inner sluts and created some lives, and for that we should give thanks.

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