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2016

15

Apr

Bai Ling Nipples of the Day

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Bai Ling is great. She’s pushing 50 years old. She’s been in the paparazzi for the last 15 years, yet no one knows what she actually does. It’s safe to assume she’s just a rich as fuck girl from Hong Kong, living off her ridiculous Asian money, funding her existence with 100,000 dollar a month allowance, giving her all the free time in the world to paparazzi the paparazzi like some kind of stalker – convincing them to take pics of her.

I am actually more interested in these LA older women, who were the INSTAGRAM models of their generation, with more of a hustle because they had to pull off stunts and get invites to the key parties to get into the media, they didn’t just need to post half naked pics shot by thirsty virgin photographers excited to get to be around half naked girls so they stage these lame photoshoots with them…

These are the original drawn to Hollywood, too rich to work Hollywood BLVD, thirsty as fuck people, who didn’t need social media to make them…not that they are mad, but this shoot was for a magazine so I assume she’s finally breaking through…but probably not…but I am still a fan and always have and will be.

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