I asked a girl for nudes today – she told me “I only do selfies”….as if that was some kind of valid rejection….when it’s the only kind of nudes I want…
It’s like “No bitch, I don’t want selfie nudes, I want fake photoshoot pics in a hotel some asshole with a digital camera took of you”….or maybe I want SEARS PHOTO STUDIO FAMILY PORTRAIT NUDES…let me buy you a shoot on groupon, you idiot. Now get naked”…
OBVIOUSLY I want the selfie nudes, in fact I want you to take the forward facing camera up so close to your pussy, so that I can see its fucking tears…crazy people..
Speaking of Selfies, It’s COACHELLA weekend, and selfies are 90 percent of the reason why people go to Coachella. I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again, I’m swiping tinder in Coachella from Canada, it’s cheaper than leaving the couch and you can still find the sluts and tell them to meet you at the hot parties…and pretend you couldn’t connect because of service being dodgy due to so many people in one place…or some shit..
Keep your eyes out for me lady…I’ll be the drunk…I am always the drunk…Here are some links…
Girls with Messy Rooms
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Kardashian Fucking a Bieber…
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Hot Asians Who Don’t Look Asian
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Liam Hemsworth is Not Engaged to Miley Cyrus…
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Izabel Goulart Fixes Bikini For You Perverts
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Anna Kendrick is a Monster
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Bow Wow Steals Other People’s Pictures of Stacks of Money for his Instagram
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Jessica Beil and her Muscular Legs
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Bryce Dallas Howard’s Huge ASs in a Skirt
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Climbing the World’s Tallest Church
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Miranda Kerr in Fitness Gear
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Girl Snowboarder Chased By a Bear
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Kara Del Toro Huge Tits
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Hot Sluts Posing with BBQ
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Sophie Simmons Braless and Busty
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Erykah Badu Thinks Men are Designed to be Attracted to Tweens in Short Skirts and Urges Schools to Not Put Girls in Short Skirts…a statement the Feminists Rubbing Their Periods on their Faces in the Grocery store to show you How Important it is to not sexualize a woman or her right to spread her pussy in public while breast feeding or showing her nipples for breast feeding…don’t like
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Reese Witherspoon’s Massive Cameltoe
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Dove Cameron is Engaged – No One Knows Who Dove Cameron Is….
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Emily Ratajkowski Playing with the Kardashians…
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Julia Roberts is a MONSTER and THESE are her LEGS
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Half Naked Woman Begging Tourist for Sex
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The Northern Most Town on Earth
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Diane Kruger’s Armpit Fat
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Dog Takes an Old Man on a Walk
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Dude Hangs Girlfriend’s Dog Over Balcony – What the Fuck
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Busker Shreds on a Classical Guitar in Chile
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Tinder Girls Who Go Stragith to the Point
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Diane Kruger’s Armpit!
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iphone 6s Dropped 100 feet in a custom Lego Case
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Laura Vandervoort in Some Magazine
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Risky MMA Attack Backfires
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Maria Brothers World Record
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Chris Rock’s Hot Young Pussy
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Katherine McPhee – Boring
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Alligator is Hungry for an Alligator
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Some Whore of the Day
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Teacher Confronted for Watching Porn
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Nina Agdal at a Baseball Game in White Tight Pants
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Olivia Wilde in a REvealing Dress
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AMC Allowed Messages but then Banned Text Messages
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How a Modern TV Show is Made…
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Russian Jet Flies by the Navy…
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Toying the Snatch
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Random Tumblr Porn!
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Greek Slut being Slutty
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Hot Chick Puts Underwear on her Head
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Naked Teacher and her Big Tits
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Nude Selfie of Naked Selfies of the Day
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Janelle Fingering Herself
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Crazy Ass Twerking!
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Free Curated Porn Pics and Videos
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Cute Girl in her Car…
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Amazing Pee Video of the DAy
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