I went to the dentist – they tried to sell me on teeth whitening for 1000 dollars..
I asked what the benefit of teeth whitening was, will it save my teeth, will it make me healthier, will it make people like me…and the woman didn’t know how to respond…I said “so it’s just for vanity”…and she was forced to admit that yes she was trying to up sell me ..
I made it more awkward for her by asking if it was the same level of necesisity as anal bleaching is to a girl who doesn’t work in porn…even though I’d argue bleached asshole will probably take a girl not in porn further than some homeless 50 year fat old mexican blogger in Canada – who doesn’t leave his house will get with white shiny rotten teeth…
Here’s a quote of the day for you – “Sometimes your security blanket is the best thing to reach for when trying to stay warm….but the half dead hooker is”….I don’t know what that means but I think Plato or maybe it was Jesus Christ said it…
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Rachel McCord in a Bikini
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Rebeca Romijn Hard Nipples of the Day
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Shredding in Idaho…
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Audrina PAtridge is Pregnant in a Bikini
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Patrick Stewart is a Fucking Babe
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Some Game of Thrones Chick Holding a Mic Like giving a Handjob
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Pregnant Megan Fox Botty in Leggings
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Courtney Stodden Twerking
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Never Fuck with Grandma
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Bull Dozer’s Battle on the Streets
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Courtney Sixx Nipples
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Olivia Wilde Pregnant Bikini
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Kate Hudson in a Bikini….
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A Bunch of Fan Girls
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Destroyed by the Zipline
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River Monsters Crew…save a Fisherman
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Chris Hemsworth’s Daughter Wants a Penis
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Kendall Jenner Nipple Ring…
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Alexandra Daddario On Set…
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Stephen Hawkin’s Starshot Explained
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The Idiots that are Today’s Students
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Half Naked Jump…
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Blonde Girl Toys the Pussy
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