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2016

20

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Bernie Sanders is a Loser, Hilary Clinton is a Chubby Old Lesbian and Trump is all kinds of laughs….

Speaking of laughs, here’s a joke I wrote:

My bathroom “bill” is the guy I pay to install the hidden cameras under the toilet seats of mall bathrooms everywhere – smile ladies….

Or this, which isn’t a joke, it’s what I wrote girls yesterday…..

“If you had to choose between having my baby or being murdered in the worst way – what would you choose” has not been a successful tinder opening line

Even more laughs….it’s 420, a day for tweens to smoke weed at 4:20 and every asshole on your social media to announce it is 420 and how LIT they are with some dumb jokes or some shit…get ready for it…

I am done here…Here are some morning links…

Slut Girls in Flannel
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Schwarzenegger – COME WITH ME AND LIFE – of the Day
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Dax Shepherd was Molested by a Neighbor – THAT IS WHAT HAPPENED TO HIM!!
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Kate Hudson BIKINI life
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The Queen’s Birthday is Tomorrow – I Guess No One Told her Birthdays are for the Living
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Chrissy Teigen is So Gross
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Dog Causes multiple motorbike accdent…but how’s the dog?!
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Magic Instruments is Hilarious…
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Bill Nye Bets the Weatherman that the World is Warming
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420 GAllery
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Scott Eastwood Banging Nina Dobrev
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Stephen Colbert’s Waffle House Song
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Kelly Rippa Needs a New Co-Host and You Need To Stop Jerking off to Kelly Rippa
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