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2016

27

Apr

Ryan Newman’s Slutty 18th Birthday of the Day

Ryan Newman

I’ve never heard of Ryan Newman, but these pictures are all over the place, thanks to her shitty 18th birhtday PR stunt with shitty photoshoot…so I was forced to look her up.

Apparently, she just turned 18. I am not sure why her face and tits look like they are a 35 year old Kardashian but I think it’s more a sign of the times.

Young girls, especially those prostituted by their parents, get their periods young from the trauma of having their childhoods robbed of them…plus they are vain thanks to having so much pressure on them to get cast….plus they have these parents who are willing to get them botox and fillers to make them look like they are in their 30s, even though the majority of dudes are more into the fact that she is 18 than that she looks 35….I mean that and her tits…

She’s the Jon Benet of her generation, just not dead…and you may know her, especially if you’re a creepy dad forced to watch Disney channel from a sow called ZEKE and LUTHER. Or maybe from Sharknado 3….

Either way, we can blame the hormones in the food, or we can thank them, who cares, she can do porn now…and for someone who has had her soul ripped out of her young, vapid and entitled, it’s a viable option if this acting thing doesn’t work…but first…comes the instagram whoring….

I guess what I am saying is that she’s better than Bella Thorne…

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