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2016

28

Apr

Alessandra Ambrosio’s Stupid Flash Tattoos of the Day

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Alessandra Ambrosio is an out of touch model in the tail end of her model years…who still looks good because she had her post-pregnant tits rebuilt…but who is still just an old mom holding on…

In leveraging her “personal brand”….that is probably owned by Victoria’s Secret, she’s releasing the cheesiest FLASH TATTOOS that really basic sorority girls from Florida fucking love…for their Spring Breaks and I guess what Coachella mainstream girls were into a YEAR ago because COACHELLA is so ahead of the trends…thanks to FOREVER 21 and other MALL BRANDS exploiting and financing the music fest…coachella – an event Ambrosio brings her kids to…because its a good place for kids amongst all the loser mainstream festival goers on amphetamines….

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