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2016

03

May

The Met Gala and the Sluts Who Went to It of the Day

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I don’t understand these scams like the Met Gala, which are supposed to be for charity, but that cost a fortune to put on, that attract all these idiots who either pay to be there or fight to get invited there, when life is more fun when you don’t leave the house.

I guess when you barely have a job, but a lot of money and an ego…that makes you want to show the world you’re relevant enough to go to an event as exclusive as this…

But to me, it seems like a waste of fucking time…

Here are the pussy…in dresses that everyone is excited about…because everyone has pathetic lives and envy celebrities in expensive dresses that are designed to
make you hate yourself…

No one mentions how the fashion industry with all this fast fashion shit is polluting and destroying the world for your vanity that doesn’t change the fact that you’re all fucking cunts…

The highlight of the night was Irina Shayk is Amazing – She is Everything!

Second was granny Madonna and her sheer thong / tits / CHER impersonation because of the jokes..

The rest of the cunts pretending to be fashion icons so that they have a legacy in this world are:

Margot Robbie is a Big Girl and People Hate that I Call her a Big Girl

Kate Hudson

Nicki Minaj Big Tits…

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley in White Because she’s an Angel

Hailee Steinfeld in Green Dress

Anna Kendrick tits in a Dress

Kate Mara

Alicia Vikander Legs…

Amber Heard Homewrecker Lookin’ Preggers…

Taylor Swift in Slutty Boots

Rita Ora Pretending to be Rihanna

Emily Rat Cow is Everywhere – Like a Rodent – Who Throws her Tits at Every Opportunity they Get…Good Hustle..

Ciara

Selena Gomez

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Kristen Stewart Lesbian

Elle Fanning Creepy Sister

Hannah Davis and her Wallet – Just Joking – She was Rich Before Jeter – Thanks Daddy!

Emma Stone for the Nerds…

Emma Watson for the Bigger Nerds…

Katy Perry Theatrical Weird Goth Behavior – Lookin’ Weird…

Beyonce Squeezed the Fuck in Skin Lookin’ Like Stuffed Sausage – NOT A QUEEN

Demi Lovato:

Adriana Lima:

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