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2016

04

May

Emily Osment Cleavage of the Day

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I have this theory about Emily Osment and that is that she is Haley Joel Osment from the Sixth Sense after his sex change…in efforts to keep his youthful success alive…because everyone knows child stars are fucked in the head and do fucked up shit the second they aren’t cute anymore…you know dude was nominated for an oscar at 10 or some shit…and it went all down hill for him…peaking at 10 sucks…so he decides to reinvent himself as a chick and have a second stab at a career….

Up on some Caitlin Jenner hustle, where tits get hits at any age or genital…people love tits and are forgiving about tits…

You know a statement that PUBERTY killed him, but it makes most girls relevant, so why not participate and change your fate…

That is my theory…and here he is showing some tit…

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