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2016

09

May

Josephine Skriver Ass of the Day

SKRIVER

Josephine Skriver is one of the hottest working models of recent years…she’s fucking amazing and her ass…sound round and lovely…already booking major jobs all the fucking time…endorsed by Victoria’s Secret…and pretty fucking perfect…except for being friends with Taylor Swift…

My storyline for Josephine Skriver that people have discounted or called me crazy for saying is pretty fucking basic and in my opinion partially true, even if I go too far on it for the sake of silly blog post, we can all agree, based on the facts that there’s some “god complex” shit going on here…

She is a Danish 23 year old…she is branded by Victoria’s Secret as their angel…but I think they may have funded her father, a marine biologist, and homosexual who created her in a lab using IVF from her lesbian mom’s egg. I don’t know genetic programming laws in Denmark, but I would assume they used it here. I would assume they chose her height and eye color and whatever else you can do with DNA modifications in the clone lab…and I wouldn’t be surprised that their strategy is to create these perfect women to sell their panties into the future…use real humans rather than AI…but still own them so they work for cheap…or something…my kind of slavery…it’s like how UBER is only using UBER drivers until POD self driving cars exist- so that they get to keep 100 percent profit and will have detailed maps of where the cars are needed and will go…but the hot underwear model version….

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