My new porn is watching people making out in the park – like they don’t have an apartment to make out it – getting so intense in the makeout that the boyscouts doing some kind of field study gather around to watch in confusion of why the girl is wrestling the guy the way she is – their scout leader or scout master or whatever the creepy guy who molests them never does it so delicately..
I also like tables of mid to late 40 year old women, clearly recently divorced, getting together like when they were freshly married 20 years ago to push their babies around, only this time it’s to talk about their new breast implants and their asshole husbands with their 20 year old girlfriends….
The circle of life…
This Think Piece is called “Bikinis VS Squishy”
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Pam Anderson Says Marrying Rick Salomon Made Her Age 20 Years…I Say Being 20 Years Older Aged Her 20 Years.
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The World’s First Electric Ferrari
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Titty Pic of the Day
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Folding Aluminium Foil with Hydraulic Press – This Hydraulic Press Dude is Winning
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Slutty Model in Lingerie in Bed
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John Oliver On Science Studies
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Timberlake and a Troll
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Hot Model Changing
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Every Top 10 Video Ever
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The 5 Year Long Cover Song
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Some Chick Named Jenny Slate is Dating Some Dude Named Chris Evans.
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Wildfire From the Air
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Porn Star Snapchats
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