Canada does their May long weekend a week before American Memorial Day…so as I right this…I am missing out on at least one bikini on boat party, or bikini by the pool party, or bikini at a BBQ getting drunk going on…not because I had to “work” on the site, I don’t work…that’s why I have a blog…and not because I am too busy doing other important things…and not even because I don’t leave the house and hate everyone…but because no one invited me to their bikini parties…
I am just that kind of loser…the good news is that I can sit in the park and wait for bikinis I don’t know to come to me…it’s almost as good as being around bikinis you know..because of the excitement of trying to not creep them out while being a creepy scumbag who is creeping everyone who notices you out…with your hands down your pants drooling at the sight of half naked girls…
Here are some long weekend in Canada, no where else, stepLINKS in the morning…
Really Fucking Fit Girls….in GIFs
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Leo Took a Private Jet to Accept an Environmental Award – Because he Pollutes
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Russian Girl with Crazy Hair
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Shooting a Watermelon with a Potato Gun
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Jason Strantham Competing in a 1990s Diving Event
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Kourtney Kardashian in a Slutty Outfit in Vegas
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Playboy Chick Alyssa Arce Showing Her Pubic Bone
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50 Pics of Cute Chicks
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Jessica Hart in a Bikini
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Madonnna Prince Tribute is Terrifying
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Tyga has a New Fat Social Media Girlfriend
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Arrow Star in Heels
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