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2016

01

Jun

Taylor Swift is Single and the Fucking Worst of the Day

I guess Taylor Swift Terminated the pregnancy that my very reliable source told me she was pregnant…and I still believe that she could be…because I would hate to be seen as anyone who promotes fake information…actually, I wouldn’t mind that – my entire existence has been trolling…and I’m really into her being pregnant because now that her and her DJ who she pretended and acted so in love with – despite him being a DJ who tours at clubs and is surrounded by young horny girls – making him not loyal at all – but more a “I can’t believe I’m rich from this, I was always so awkward and now that I fuck Taylor Swift all the girls want me”….kind of guy…are broken up – she’ll be forced to raise a bastard baby –

Unless she already terminated the pregnancy…

Oh how great it would be to be in the inner circle and to know exactly what is happening to her uterus….coupled with all the tactics used to troll the world…into loving her….

But I’m just like everyone else, watching her complain about FROGS in an instagram video she posted a week ago!!

Here’s some bikini romance staged bullshit to perpetuate her lies…

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