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2016

06

Jun

Dakota Fanning Humps an Inflatable of the Day

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Dakota Fanning is creepy…but she’s also humping an inflatable swan, like it was 2015, as everyone knows the inflatable of the summer is the rainbow colored Unicorn, I mean get with your inflatable trends you sheltered, creepy, stage parented cunt…which is not creepy…

It’s just creepy when you look at the people who have inflatable fetishes, or who get off thinking of women in their wet bikinis pressing their pussies against the firm inflated plastic material…squeaking in the sun..like a young girl discovering herself…in the family pool…I must go jerk off now…and Id on’t even like Dakota Fanning weirdness…

If you don’t like that here’s her sister kissing a poster of herself because that’s just how these egos were raised..to love themselves, worship themselves, and masturbate to themselves in the mirror..it makes them more confident at auditions…they’ve already got in the bag because they are Fannings…Hollywood youthful royalty in the scene and always cast…and all it took was robbing their youth of their childhood…good deal!

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