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2016

09

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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People on my social media are still going on and on about rape – and how fucking a drunk chick who blacks out because women can’t handle their liquor and like short skirts is rape – even if that drunk chick is the one pushing you onto her and making you put your dick in her mouth – it’s rape because she’s drunk and no one can be accountable for their actions when drunk – except the one with a dick.

Just don’t have sex with drunk girls, which may put a damper on your sex like because only drunk girls will fuck you and hopefully forget and hate you for it.

Jerking off has far less issues, and you’re already so well versed in it…and even that could viewed as rape, if there’s a set of drunk tits your jerking off on, or if you do it on the bus….so don’t jerk off either you fucking rapist and join the church, find a moral code, then fuck some kids….and remember to do the right thing – and that’s to carry a breathalizer around and not let any girl talk to you if she blows over the limit…and always leave the drunk girl wasted on the street with her skirt up around her waist on the street. Do not approach her, or bring her home or assume she’s of sound mind or try to help her because that is the gateway to rape. Just call 911 and let them know there’s a publicly drunk horny girl trying to get laid on the street corner…

I guess the point of all this is to say – rape is rape – there are no grey areas except when it comes to being mislead by the girl into thinking it is consenual…only for her to do the switcheroo….so just don’t fuck…

The other point of the story is to never trust anyone named Brock.

The other point of the story is – I didn’t rape or get raped last night – I only drank one bottle of wine in the park to dull down hating my life, my site, my wife and you….

Here are some morning links even though it’s noon – I just awoke – fuck you.

Hot Redheads…
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Julianne Hough – Spandex
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Lindsay Pelas – Big Tits
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Old Man Sings Rock Song
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Chloe Grace Moretz Camel Toe
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Some Ashley James in a Bikini
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People who Defend Amber HEard – and People Who Defend Johnny Depp
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Amanda Seyfried Voted
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Sports Team Loving Bitches
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