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2016

21

Jun

Maggie Gyllenhaal on Set of the Day

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To think that Maggie Gyllenhaal, spoiled rich kid from industry parents, with a shitty faggot brother, was complaining that she doesn’t get the young hot bitch love interest roles in movies, looks like she’s playing the only love interest I’ve ever known….haggard street hooker.

I mean for a rich kid, she’s never really looked good, but she’s a celebrated actor who may not realize she doesn’t play the love interest in movies because people don’t find her hot…she’s more of the tormented character who pees herself than the kind of girl anyone would believe anyone would obsess over or chase to the airline terminal when she tries to fly away to start a new life..or whatever the romantic comedy bullshit we have grown to accept as fact to make our own lives feel inadequate hollywood throws at us…

But haggard street hooker, 5 dollar blowjobs, I believe…

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