SPAIN is killing it with their nude photoshoots…this is the third or fourth one in the last few days. I guess the catholic country is into nude bitches – because why wouldn’t they be. Naked is great and if America put the guns down for a second they’d realize that titties don’t make you crazy…even when you’re crazy for titties…

She is the replacement for Adriana Lima at Victoria’s secret reminding us that we are all replaceable…even when your ego doesn’t want to admit that there are people who can do your useless standing around half naked job as good, if not better than you, even though you have 10 years experience standing around half naked, because you don’t like admitting that what you get paid millions for is a joke, requires no talent, and isn’t a real job even if you never have to work again….

She’s from Portugual, she’s likely a fisherman’s daughter, she’s got great lips and most importantly she is skinny and defends skinny girls in this fat world and that’s great because skinny lives matter.

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