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2016

12

Jul

Dakota Johnson Topless Tanning of The Day

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I don’t find Dakota Johnson hot or interesting, I’m sure she’s fine, but she’s just so average looking and boring looking, it doesn’t due her third generation spoiled Hollywood brat justice…

She’s filming 50 Shades of Grey’s Anatomy…because she’s a survivor…a true story of overcoming adversity….and the struggles and challenges of being third generation Hollywood.

You know she could have tried to be an instagram model, but she’s too old, she could have died of a heroin overdose at 15 or 16, because being Don Johnson and Melanie Griffith’s daughter, Antonio Banderas’ stepdaughter, Hitchcock’s Tippi Hedren’s granddaughter, is enough to make her rich and annoying…

But I guess she’s still rich and annoying, but likes to keep busy while following or continuing the family scam as the third generation vapid, self involved, “Actress”…

She’s managed to break down that really big wall we call the barrier of entry into Hollywood, by becoming her own name getting in 50 Shades of Grey….we call the struggle of being family friends with producers, casting agents, directors, and having gone to school with all of them…

Either way, she’s tanning topless in the new movie, the sequel. Racy.

50 year old women who work as Walmart greeters and who soaked their panties reading these books in their shitty small town trailer park homes…are probably dripping to see this….everyone deserves to cum sometimes, you just happen to take that to the extreme with your chronic masturbation. It’s the only thing you got going for you.

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