Alessandra Ambrosio Fake Titties!

With Miranda Kerr using her Australian charm to get some misguided billionaire to buy into her and propose to her so that he can have a real life model wife to himself, one he probably jerked off to when he was coding snapchat on planning his billion dollar project masturbation breaks and he probably is pinching himself with excitement that all it took was a billion dollars and the most relevant app to lock her in – because it’s true love and she’s not a superficial cunt…

I figure we should give other old timers with at least one kid from the same company, who weren’t fired some titty attention to their tits as they rock their bikinis…for their social media – still being funded by the brand that didn’t fire them – not forcing them to find tech dudes to manipulate and lock in….

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