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2016

25

Jul

Hilary Duff Corn Eater of the Day

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The best meme of the weekend and a reminder than I can’t keep up with the internet – because people in all different timezones are online all day and they are following celebs on social media and they have access to the same paparazzi pics I do…making me pretty fucking obsolete, but the good news is that I already knew it…was well aware as I was sitting in my basement apartment, mold filled palace built of internet money that allows me to coast these golden years …

So someone took her funny tweet and posted it over the picture in question – and it was simple, elegant and made it real…it tied it all together like a masterful dance my use of the internet just couldn’t pull off because I don’t think in terms of social media – I hate social media hence why I am on a sinking shit…but at least I’m here to write captivating commentary on Hilary Duff Sucking Corn, it’s a wholesome midwestern fetish, but dudes love all phallus based mouth on dick like things…and Hilary Duff in and of herself is a fetish of her own to her fans…so here it is.

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