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2016

25

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I am at the point in my life where I dream about social media influencers, not specific ones, jus the general idea of them, wasting my time with their taking pictures and snapchats over and over and over and over saying “can we try this again”….to which I start killing them off….because their vapid, trying to be famous, trying to get followers, not caring about anything but followers, omg I need followers – drives me fucking crazy….you see it is a constant reminder how fucking dumb we are, how people don’t dig into things or have substance, they just do this superficial, vapid, shallow, nonsense…and believe any vapid nonsense fed to them…perpetuating stupidity…it’s a terrible time to live…I mean unless you turn it all off, or just stare at the tits like primates and jerk off…

Speaking of jerking off, I messaged “hello” or something to a girl who I used to sext, who used to send me titty pics, who I met on TINDER and haven’t spoke to in 4 months, because who gives a fuck about these strangers when they aren’t sending tits…and bitch went off “I am blocking you, I am married now, why would you message me, fuck you”…I was like “I just wrote hello”….I guess her boyfriend was reading over her shoulder so I threw in “if you’re married why you sending me all those pussy pics”…you know to challenge their already challenged romance…by making the crazy guy see red and beat her up – better to get the crazy out in full…

People. Weird.

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A Bunch of Sluts With Selfies
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