Em Rat Cow is dressed like some homeless orphan in some Charles Dickens story…layers and layers of covered the fuck up as a passive aggressive “go fuck yourself you fucking fans, I am more than just tits”…

But after much thought, much analysis, much field work and interviews of people in my head…we have collectively decided – no she’s not more than tits.

Sure she can want to be an actor, stealing jobs from actors, because she’s got a following on social media the producers assume mean she’ll fill seats…but you can’t jerk off in the kind of theaters her movies are shown in, at least not legally, because I’ve proven you can jerk off anywhere if they police don’t catch you, even though her skill set and talent would make you think she should be shown in the theaters you can jerk off in….but I guess her scam has kept her out of porn…but it definitely should keep her out of clothing…because when in clothing you can see how much she really doesn’t matter…

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