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2016

01

Aug

Charli XCX Nipple of the Day

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Charli XCX posted this crackhead mangled face big titty picture to her social media – because tits get hits….that’s been her marketing angle since she started and in the beginning it was pretty big tits but sloppy rest of her, but she’s taken the time to stop eating, possibly increase her cocaine intake, maybe even start to workout because she knows people dont’ want to see a half naked fat girl, unless it’s 3 am and all the bars are clothed and she’s eager to come back to your hotel room…while you out of town on vacation and it’s your only chance to stick your dick in something new and mysterious – while your wife and kids are back home…something that makes a disgusting girl far more interesting when you get the chance to fuck her….because when you’re single and don’t have a wife you love and married to crawl back into bed with like nothing happened..thinking “I got to fuck new pussy and it was big and hilarious”…..but when your fat sex isn’t behind your wife’s back and instead you crawl into bed alone wondering what you’ve done wrong in life and reflecting on how pathetic you are it can become depressing – but not as depressing as when you do what I did and marry said fat chick you should have left covered in your cum in the backseat of her car…that horrible night that defined the last 20 years of your life..

Point being, this girl milked her tits even when she was fat, so it makes sense she’d continue that behavior…by putting this out to instagram

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