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2016

08

Aug

Julianne Hough in a Bikini of the Day

I guess these shit quality screenshots of Julianne Hough are from her snapchat, or what I call – the portal filled with self involved, masturabtory, annoying video content of people I don’t give a fuck about, that is often poorly shot, with no purpose or story, nothing comedic or exciting, barely any pussy and often really loud blaring club music, as people showcase how awesome they are….

It’s the empty noise that is destroying a generation – and killing my business – because snapchatting from my house would require too much effort – when really all I want to do is turn this internet shit off..

So in being a “personal brand” or host means she has to get into a bikini for pool day and have her friend or assistant shoot her like she matters – and like she’s a star – because she is in movies and on TV so maybe she is…

She looks pretty beat up, skinny like a cokewhore, which would make sense seeing as she dated Hollywood’s favorite cocaine huffer and pervert – RYAN SEACREST – who does the shit off assholes of all the aspiring models excited by his manipulative smile, checking their phones with his security, signing his NDA and taking his small dick up their asses…because he’s rich as fuck…

I know this Julianne Hough has done some shit, but her public image wouldn’t really tell the same story, unless you read into her relationship with her brother…which I do..

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