Last night at some shitty dive bar – I was chatting up some 50 year old married looking woaman with facial hair, as I do with my low standards, you know since I’m so approachable and charming, like a serial killer with less care for my personal appearance and hygiene …and after having an extensive conversation about her entire sex life – I asked her if she wanted to go bang hookers together…when she said yes, because she’s adventurous and her married life is boring, I told her we could use her dick not mine…
Needless to say, no hookers were fucked with any dicks…and my new friend…no longer a friend…but I did it for the punchline – that wasn’t even funny….
Here are some smorning links…in the smorning….
Hot girls in Sports Bras
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Christoph Waltz fos Some Samsung Ad
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The Scary Lucy Statue is Hilarious
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Courtney Stodden Head Shaver
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Amy Schumer is on All Three Fox Animated Shows
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Gwyneth Paltrow Big Tits
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How Dirty are Festival Wristbands
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British Car Takes Out Camera Tower
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The Evil King of Crocs Gives the Finger
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It’s Britney’s Nipple
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Girls you can’t See Clearly
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How Coffee Got Quicker
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Suicide Squad is a Piece of Shit – But Made Lots of Money
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