Helena Christensen still looks amazing…and she’s probably in her 70s…

She was one of the earlier Victoria’s Secret models…and is a nice reminder that Victoria’s Secret models never die, well I’m sure at least one has, maybe of anorexia or drugs…but I’m not talking about those ones….

Early Victoria’s Secret was a better, simpler time, before Victoria’s Secret was played out, tacky, for basic ghetto bitches in every fucking mall. You know when the images weren’t the fucking same for 3 decades, but were exciting and celebrated, designed to target men, to give them something to jerk off to in an era there was no porn, and to give wives a modern take on the Sears Catalog…brilliant really…

Send jerk off material to homes everywhere without getting in trouble…and being jerked off to by millions…made these girls stars…and rightfully so, because a woman’s looks and ability to pose in underwear to make men richer – including their pimp agents…is really her only worth…Thanks for the life lessson in Feminism Victoria’s Secret…

Now this one is for Vogue Portugal, I guess they need shit to look at when not fishing…

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