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2016

24

Aug

Christa B Allen’s Push Up Bra Lie of the Day

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Christa B Allen posts topless pics on instagram, but unlike instagram models she has IMDB and WIKIPEDIA so she must be important…

Let’s take a journey into who Christa B. Allen and why her attention seeking hipster style instagram pictures are more than just thirsty instagram modeling but rather brand support to her career…

She started this celebrity thing in 13 Going on 30 in 2004….a movie you probably jerked off to…but she’s probably most proud of being cast “Teenage Girl” in Youth in Revolt in 2009….

TAKE THAT INSTAGRAM MODELS…this girl is legit….

So she’s taken her social media from topless and free….on some festival girl who shops at Urban outfitters full of shit with her higher purpose garbage…to social activist where she showcases the struggles and lie that is the push up bra…

Don’t believe the lie people…it’ll make you mad when you get home from a bar and bitch has no tits but you thought she had tits and those tits are the only reason you brought her home – all due to Victoria’s LIES – they aren’t SECRETS – THEY ARE LIES…

I don’t know what kind of Social Justice this is…but keep up the showing off your cleavage and pretending it’s for a higher purpose – I like it..

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