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2016

06

Sep

Jaclyn Swedberg Bikini of the Day

Jaclyn Swedberg is some Playboy Playmate, vapid slutty instagram model, possibly an escort on the side like so many of these girls are, definitely a sugar baby – because she’s not fucking dudes who don’t finance her existence…and she’s in Miami…where she’s FACETUNING her instagram pictures to make her look like thick than she actually is…because when I was looking at the paparazzi pics – the first thing I thought was “this girl looks lazy, like an untoned slob, there’s no way this is what she’s putting out to her 800,000 pervert dude fans..”….knowing that all these girls phtoshop the fuck out of their shit…knowing their angles from all the selfie practice in being vapid cunts lets them get away with murder – but poorly shot paparrazzi bring truth…

Not that I give a fuck about any of these whores, I just figure if you like cheesy low level girls who look like waitresses rocking fake tits in a bikini – here you go…I’m so kind…

Here’s the game – guess the instagram pic…

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