I was in a cab last night, woman driver, and she was telling he about her life because I am interested in every female’s story, especially a cab driver, and by story, I mean her vagina. I feel like a vagina is like the rings in the tree stump that tells you it’s age and health…

Anyway, in the middle of us talking about her getting knocked up at 18 by a black dude because black dudes like fat girls, she cut me off and said “They are premiering the new Lady Gaga song, we’ll have to stop talking”….I was like “bitch, I haven’t cum to your fat chick interracial teen pregnancy story…what the fuck Lady Gaga you cock block”…

So I was forced into hearing the new song, which was terrible, and the female cab driver, a huge Gaga fan who feels she takes you on a journey and tells a story with her music, hated what she produced…felt it was like cheap 90s dance music, not representative of how good and exciting Lady Gaga normally was to her…

Now I’ve always felt like Lady Gaga was dog shit, a scam, a lie, a marketing manipulation that made a lot of people money…but I have grabbed her ass before she was really famous and she didn’t notice…and she is showing her nipple popping out of her shirt, while wearing short shorts….and thanks to having had work done and being less fat, her mangled, weak chin face…isn’t as offensive as it usually is..but I hate that I’m staring and trying to see if I can see her cunt…I am so weak when it comes to cunt…

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