My secret talent is that I am like an Umbrella…I keep girls from getting wet..you know dry as a fucking bone…no matter how bad they want to bone…because I’m not the boner for the bone…
After much reflection, I don’t think that’s a talent….also not much of a talent is asking a hot girl getting ice cream on the street corner in shorts that expose most of her ass – so much ass that I think I’m staring at her bare ass..like she’s too drunk to realize she’s got no pants on….if I can put my mouth on her…ice cream..it has a 0 percent success rate so far…but I believe I’ll find the one willing and when I do…I’ll marry her…or I guess date rape her, which is what she’ll tell her friends…which in my era was called regret sex….that you did but weren’t into…and I could tell you weren’t into it from the snoring…and my famous move…the one we call the Umbrella…the inspiration for that Rihanna song…true story…
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Girls Who Don’t Wear Bras are Girls With Tits I Stare At
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Natalie Portman is Pregnant
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Kourtney Kardashian in a Bathing Suit
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Kylie Jenner and Hailey Baldwin are Out in NYC
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Ellen and Britney at the mall
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Scott Disick is banging Beiber’s 18 Year Old Girlfriend
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Jessica Alba in a Dress
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Mattress Store Does a 9/11 Theme Commercial
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Random Slutty Girls with Long Legs
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The Jenners at Some Event
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Tulisa Contostavlos in a Bathing Suit
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Natalie Portman in a Dress
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Christie Brinkley is a Hot Old Lady
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Jorgie Porter and Midgets
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The Coook Island Tattoo Processs
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The Guy Who Bought Bieber a Sandwich – Is Very Into Buying Beiber a Sandwich
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Kids Try 100 Years of Sandwiches
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First Lesbian in Miss America
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Suki Waterhouse – is Boring
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Maltesers Panders to Handicapped People
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Cute Girls…to Masturbate To
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The Eat Pray Love Chick Left the Love Portion of her Story for a Chick
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Trapped Dog Gets Rescued
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Rita Ora is Edgy….Like Avril Lavigne Edgy
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The New Most Interesting Man in the World
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Bella Thorne – NIPPLE
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iPhone 7 in 90 Seconds
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Karlie Kloss in a Tight Dress
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How Spielberg Constructs a Battle Scene
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Adriana Lima’s Workout Photo Shoot
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Daisy Lowe is Awesome
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Retro Batman VS Superman
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Shanna Moakler Disgusting
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Doug the Pug in Stranger Things
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Cliff Jumper Tries to Kill Himself
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Dakota Fanning is Still Creepy
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Multi Car Pile-Up
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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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The Truth about ITT Tech…….
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Clips of Slutty Girls Being Sluts…GET THEM
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Ireland Baldwin Nipples
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Naked in the Kitchen
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Big Titty Reveal
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Free Pornstar and Other Sluts Doing Cam Shows Everyday and Everynight
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A Girl and Her Insane Hot Body
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Vibrator in a Yello Dress
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Ass Troll of the Day
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SO MANY Naked Selfies of the Day
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Horny Raver Babe Does the HJ
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THIS ‘NEARLY BANNED’ VIDEO CAN GET YOU LAID TONIGHT
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Lesbians
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