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2016

23

Sep

Shailene Woodley Greasy Tits of the Day

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If you’re wondering why Shailene Woodley got kicked out of the new Spiderman Movie….it’s because she doesn’t shower.

I’ve seen her accept an award for playing a dying person, she seemed pretty intense…something that I guess took all her energy and effort forcing her to never wash again….

But she is an Oscar Nominee apparently, so that means she gets industry respect, work, and they invite her to events despite the whole being unshowered…

She’s not hot, but has sloppy looking tits, I guess that happens when you’re the kind of girl who doesn’t shower, you don’t really do much in terms of fitness or beauty..and just own it….and all this greasy hair makes me want to do is sniff her thick hipster bush…I’m an animal and believe in pheromones..and sniffing out fertility and all the other great things you can tell from an unwashed pussy…because I am disgusting as her hair..

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