There have been rumors, that may not be actual rumors, but theories I’ve had about Gisele Bundchen, that I’ve started to believe as truth after doing hundreds of posts on her – over the last 12 years of this silly little site I call home…

Those rumors include that she is a tranny from brazil who for the most part of her career tucked her dick aggressively enough to not get caught – being an underwear model for the evil corporation all those years….because tranny’s don’t get their periods or pregnant and it’s a solid way to have men steal a woman’s job….without the women getting mad because if you get caught you pull the BRUCE JENNER card….

They continued with her being Tom Brady’s beard, since locker rooms are pretty fucking gay and athletes have an image to uphold, so finding the model with the most boyish hips – was a no-brainer…the world has believe her lie so long -they’ll continue to…

Then they faked the pregnancies and all that shit…and she got fired from the brand because her cover was going to be blown – and still makes millions in modeling, unlike most trans people who just do sex work…

Now, she’s still deemed a woman, one of the most well paid women…and all I see is the back of a man in a thong…but the rest of the world…sees what I guess they think is sexy…you gang of faggots.

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