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2016

13

Oct

Lea Michele in Shape Magazine of the Day

It amazes me that anyone would want to see Lea Michele in Shape Magazine, unless it’s like that COVERGIRL CAMPAIGN FEATURING A GAY DUDE WHO LIKES MAKE-UP …because for the longest time, before she got her face fillers, I was convinced, at least based on her sex appeal, that she was a dude…with the voice of an angel..like this one guy who used to sing Celine Dion and Whitney Houston at the gay Karaoke bar I’d go to for cheap drinks on Ladies night…because ladies in gay bar think when you DONALD TRUMP them with a grab them int he pussy, that you’re just a curious homo being swayed to the dark hetero side thanks to their tits…an honor really…and if you can add honor to sex assault as the college girls are calling it…in what we’d probably call flirting…everyone’s happy..

That said, she’s in shape in Shape…and I don’t really care what shape she’s in, I am not jerking off to any of this…

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