Salma Hayek is on the cover of GQ Mexico because she’s their biggest breasted star that has penetrated American mainstream movies while we can assume American mainstream movies or the people who have made them, because how else does a poor Mexican make it in America…

Maybe it has to do with great tits, or maybe it has to do with Mexico being awesome, where there are rich people, an celebrities of their own, while America is something like 45 percent Mexican who like their Mexican people in their new country to feel connected with the old country…

I think it’s just fascinating that tits can make a woman still matter so many years after first introducing them to us….it’s some Day of the Dead shit and she’s like a zombie…never dead…even when she’s supposed to be…

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