The kids came knocking…and I had no candy..I don’t support that shit….so I figured instead of turning off my lights and ignoring like some weirdo scared of a bunch of kids…who actually have the power to get me arrested…if they band together and say I flashed them or some shit…so avoiding them is probably best way to not get sucked into their web of manipulative, porn watching, too smart ofr their own good lies….
But I still wanted to give them something really disappointing, I wanted to be that guy…all I had in the house was dog treats, bleach, condoms and a bag of old potatoes…and dog shit….I figured condoms would get me arrested, bleach would have got me arrested..and a bag of old potatos is just boring…while dog shit…would bring me lots of joy because kids are little shits…so I just decided to ignore them instead…that just how uneventful and round about my bullshit story is..
Here are some stepLINKS..in the morning..
The Hottest Halloween Costumes
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Tara Reid Anorexic Santa..
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Hilary Duff…is a Slutty Pilgrim
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The Richest Porn Stars
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Kim Kardashian Returns to Social Media After Paris Attacks
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Kelly Rohrbach doing Baywatch
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NASA Pumpkin Carving Competition
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Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel…
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Pokemon Halloween Costume
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Irina Shayk is Hot as Fuck
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Pics of a People Freaking Out at a Haunted House
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Fails of the Month
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