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2016

07

Nov

Porn Hating Pam Anderson Pregnancy Watch in a Tight Dress of the Day

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The only thing Pam Anderson has done the last 5 years is complain about porn killing romance in the bedroom, which I would argue is actually true, because dudes who date Pam Anderson probably spend more time jerking off to her porn, than they do onto her face…thanks to the aging process that has miraculoulsy left her pregnant and in a tight dress…that you’d expect a Pornstar or hooker to wear out to an event…like a wedding, or first communion or even the Porn Awards…because they may not be classy bitches, but they sure know how to show off their body…even when you’d rather they didn’t….which is why you turn to porn to forget what you’ve just witnessed..

It is a porn generation, but I don’t really know if that’s a bad thing, since 19 year old girls are wanting some really insanely dirty things…that really they ones I’ve known have always wanted…it’s just more mainstream…so instead of thinking “eating your ass is gross”….they think “I love eating ass I watch it all the time”…and alas, I get my ass eaten….something I’d probably still do to a Pam Anderson because I jerked off to her in the 90s…and feel like I’d be failing myself if I didn’t take on that opportunity if it presented itself, plus, her Hepatitis is cured so…dig in…

That still doesn’t explain her pregnancy bump….

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