I'll Make You Famous…
 
 

2016

14

Nov

Heidi Klum in Shape Magazine of the Day

heidi-klum-sexy-7

Heidi Klum is in Shape Magazine and if you’re a Heidi Klum fan – you probably already know that – I am too slow to the draw on this internet thing – where I’d need to be married to my computer all day everyday – while I have better things to do with my time – like stare at the wall…

Ultimately, who really cares about Heidi Klum, she doesn’t care about you, she just wants you to buy whatever product she selling. She’s not inviting you to her parties, she’s not having weird German Scat Fetish sex with you – like you are SEAL – but then again you don’t have the voice of an angel and a penis the size of something that a BDSM submissive would want….it’s a German thing…from Nazi to Pragmatic…

I am just amazed she looks this good, but it’s pretty obvious why. She’s genetically modified thanks to Nazi technology – and it has worked out amazingly for her…not so amazingly for the people they tested this on in the 1940s…but that was so long ago…let’s focus on what matters….

Posted in:Heidi Klum|SFW

JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!