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2016

28

Nov

Kylie Jenner is So Fucking Sketchy of the Day

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What better way to start the Art Basel week’s celebration, where every basic internet bitch and her sugar daddy flock to the mean streets of Miami beach, to wait in line to get into useless parties that don’t matter, but that give them something to do – because that’s what life on the internet – with a social media account is about…being in the fucking scene along with 1000s of other people who are in the fucking scene…

Then to post some pictures of Kylie Jenner, who was at Art Basel Last year, because her body is a fucking art project coordinated by some plastic surgeon somewhere, who has figure out how to suck out all her stomach fat, and inject it in her 18 year old ass, all while managing to mangle the fuck out of her face, so that she doesn’t need to use facetune when photoshopping herself for important pictures of flat stomach teas, or this CELLULITE cream…cuz bitch is a fat fuck who sells bullshit gimmick snake-oil to her retard fans….probably the root of all fucking evil in the world…and in her defence, she’s actually the victim because her mom and sister abused her into this…

THERE will be a retaliation – there will be blood….it’s just a matter of time as to when that goes down..

Here’s a video of the weirdness…

A video posted by Kylie (@kyliejenner) on

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