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2016

12

Dec

Love Calendar Keeps On Delivering the Dog Shit of the Day

Weak…I know Kim Kardashian is a fucking monster, but having her walk in slow motion in front of a green screen showing Northern Lights…is just weak. I could recreate this in my fucking basement apartment, I just don’t know any shit colored trannies with sloppy tits that I could use…but I should parody this, to remind you all that Kim Kardashian is fucking dog shit and so is LOVE Magazines’ advent calendar….just step it up you fashion cunts…

Doutzen Kroes cuz no one else wants her…shot by Hype Williams….a legendary hip hop music video director from the 90s…who even did Hollywood movies…and this is the uninspired shit he’s doing now…as much as I hate instagram content producers, at least they produce better shit than this…

Heidi Klum 300 Years Old….shot by Rankin – Naked in Tub….with star nipples, because I guess her actual nipples are starting to show their age and can’t be showcased…or maybe it’s just not YOUTUBE friendly…who knows…but I’d rather see the nips…

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