I like going out to shitty bars during pre-Christmas because you get the weirdest people and have the weirdest conversations – every day of the week…people are in for vacation, visiting family, avoiding family, just getting a drink after the Christmas party….students are done school, so they come here for a pre-going home getaway for whatever reason – because there are better options than this shitty city…and I don’t waste my time judging the reason they are they, I go straight to judging them based on their looks, the things they say, how they are dressed or what MEME they quote because no one is original…
Last night’s conversation was with a 20 year old drunk girl, who was dancing around with a black guy who was trying to fuck her, she told him “I identify with black guys, I feel like I’m more of a black girl than a white girl”…which is a turn off to the black guy who wants anything but a black girl…but a white girl…but maybe a white girl saying she identifies as a black girl…like Bruce Jenner identifies with being a woman…is exactly what he wants to hear to guarantee a pre holiday jam…and not the jam your auntie made last berry harvest…you know what I’m talking about..
I had no choice but to chime in and say “how many black people were in your high school”….knowing she was suburban as fuck…pure white suburban….and she said “none”….and I asked…how many black people are you friends with….and she said “none”….so I asked how many black guys she banged and she said “none, but I almost made out with one in Jamaica at an all inclusive”….and I said “so you identify with black people because black people are pop culture now, their comedies, their music, their athleticism, their plight against cops, Kanye West Kardashian…are you fucking kidding me…you culturally devoid twat…this is just another example of black people being exploited or treated like animals by the white man…point and look on in awe or some shit…and she said “but at least they’re getting paid”….
Truth….and the fact of the matter is that she has officially fucked a black guy now…as she makes that transitions…and I offically fucked no one…because it takes too much work and based on this site, you’ll see that working isn’t really something I do…
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Guess the Word of the Year…Here’s a Hint…It’s not an Emoji
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Mariah Carey’s Tits for Carpool Karaoke…
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In Case You Missed it – Blade Runner 2049
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Apprentice slut in a Bikini
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Cop Tells the Truth About Black Crimes…
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Joe Mixon Beating a Beach in a Diner Video of the Day
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The Acquired Savant – Weird Fucking Story of a Man Who Became a Math Genius after a Beating
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Nicole Kidman ROBOT
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Werid Fucking Backwards Cover Song
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Some Terrible Stephen Hawking / Zoe Saldana Clip That I Repeat is So Bad…
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Alyson Hannigan’s New House is Nicer than Yours
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Learning Math with Rap
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Obama – in Greece
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Britney Spears is Fucking Her Trainer
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