My new pick-up line – that i’ve used at least once today – and that failed is..
“Don’t be jealous”….and she says “of what”…and I says “of my small penis”….and when she says “why would I be jealous of that”…and I says “because you want it but can’t have it”…
It won’t work…unless it’s on a prostitute…in which case why would you bother, just give her your money and take your damn blowjob like a man.
I am sure other things happened that were more worthy of being discussed…but why bother….no one cares..
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