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2017

09

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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When asking a girl what the strangest thing she’s put in her vagina at 40 years old…you’ll get all the answers you’re looking for…the obvious carrot, cucumber, banana, candles, handheld mirror, toothbrush, etc….and when you ask them when they did it…they’ll all say they started at the age of 14 or 15 and have been pretty constant with it…

But when you ask an 18 year old what the strangest thing she’s put in her vagina, she’ll just say a dick…

So why is it that at 18, they’re only comfortable admitting to fucking dick…but at 40…the same girl will tell you all the things she’s put in her pussy…and sometimes in both her ass and pussy…from when she was before 18…..

I think it’s the only magical thing about 40 year old women…they finally tell the truth before it’s too late…it trying to be as hot as they were at 18…but were too shy to own it….

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