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2017

27

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Do you ever wake up next to your wife and think she’s stopped breathing for good because of her Sleep Apnea…and then when she takes her gasping gagging breath after her heart kicks back in – you feel real disappointment and sadness that the miracle that is death hasn’t saved you from having to have a lengthy divorce…so you look at the pillow and think…”I can finish this off…but I’ll get caught…her body is just too big to dispose of and they’ll always check for forced asphyxiation and they’ll always blame the husband….especially because I have a site where I talk about killing her at least once a week”……fucked….

So I’ll just keep ignoring her, cheating on her and telling her about it….because that’s just the kind of stand up guy mooching off obesity I am…

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Swan in Icy Pond…
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Dumb Bitch on Thin Ice
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Mr Clean Giving Girls Orgasms
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Frances Bean is a Model…
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Robot Says “I AM NOT A ROBOT?
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Stitches Gets Arrested
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THe Art of Suo Noodles
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