I don’t find Margot Robbie hot. I know people think I am crazy, but I can’t see past that she’s clearly a big girl and we hate big girls, but more importantly, I can’t see past the fact that one sex scene in a Scorcese movie with Leo has given her this ridiculous career…all while being Australian…this isn’t making America Great again…and sure she’s not a Muslim stealing your jobs, she’s a rich and famous overpaid, married cunt…but she’s probably a bigger terrorist than most of the people detained at the borders and sent home…because everything she represents…is just the fucking worst. It’s going to make girls think they too can be naked in a move and have all the producers think “shit we need a girl to overpay to keep budgets high, let it be her”…

That said, she’s playing Tonya Harding in what we can assume is her attempt to win the Oscar, you know it’s a real relevant story…20 years ago…made for the Hallmark Channel and not the big screen, but whatever, Hollywood is lost and doing it.

THAT SAID, I am a Canadian who lived before the internet, and was forced to jerk off to televised Figure Skating on one of the two channels I got…because we didn’t have the internet porn and needed something and these dancing on ice angels shake their panty wearing asses enough for a pervert like me to take advantage…so for the other figure skating fetishists…here’s some Margot Robbie…skating…shaking that big ass of hers…

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