I just heard that Britney Spears’ sister Jamie Lynn, who tried to be famous for a minute but ended up getting knocked up like other celebrities from the era’s siblings….we’re talking to you Haylie Duff and Ashley Simpson…

Well, I heard the rich hick family had an ATV accident and the kid was in critical condition – and if I had a soul – I would find that sad and trying to jerk off to her would be a challenge….but I have no soul….so trying to jerk off to her is fine…

All fit, and showing off her fitness, all late 30s, crazy, held hostage by her parents to make them money like a good little spawn…doing circus tricks like the dancing money she is…

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