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2017

08

Feb

Nina Agdal in a Bikini for Health Because Fucking Leonardo DiCaprio Gets you Media of the Day

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Nina Agdal probably thinks she’s a bigger deal than she actually is – thanks to being one of the pussies – assuming she’s not INTERSEX as her features would suggest – something we can assume Leo, who I have been told fucks dude, would be into…when you get all the pussy you want, your sex gets weirder and weirder…

The problem is that before Nina Agdal was the pussy Leo cheats on (that’s what I was going for in the first part of this post)…she had an ego from being in Sports Illustrated…so that just continued as she pushes 30 and becomes obsolete – better get pregnant first…better Irina Shayk it like a Polaroid pregnant sugar baby…her escorting depends on it….

So I guess one of the benefits of fucking Leo is magazines like Health picking her up and featuring her…climb that later downs syndrome head….so dramatic for a down’s syndrome head…

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