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2017

13

Feb

Mischa Barton Crashes U-Haul of the Day

Mischa Barton is a great disaster and has been for a long fucking time – so seeing this video of her backing her U-Haul that she’s using to move to a new apartment, because in the event you’ve paid attention and you probably haven’t – her last apartment is where she had a suicidal episode for all her neighbors to witness and call 911 about…as that is how things work when you’re a celebrity child exploited by your parents – who lands a hit show before being totally forgotten…you break the fuck down in some self destructive cry for attention that people like me fucking love…because I am a firm believer that if you’re rich….you’re going to be ok…..unless you die…but when you die I guess in a way you’re ok anyway since you’re dead…

Either way, she’s not dead yet, but I like this fall from what I already thought was rock bottom. It’s cute.

Posted in:Mischa Barton|SFW

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