I'll Make You Famous…
 
 

2017

15

Feb

Farrah Abraham in Some Staged Paparazzi Pics of the Day

I think it is safe to say that the most interesting bikini photoshoot put out today – is my girl Farrah Abraham…who with her new weird looking face is still a wonderful slutty teen who got knocked up because she didn’t make him pull out…but who unlike other slutty teens was able to make it work for her and instead of an abortion she cleverly got herself onto a TV show…that paved the way for her to get that taste of fame and relevance…that allowed her to do things like porno videos that made me more money than I ever made…so in a lot of ways she’s a business partner, or maybe even an employer…thanks to people reallly being into watching her squirting clip…

I wouldn’t say I’m a fan, but I am into all the hookers, cocaine and other fun things I blew all that money on….

So in a lot of ways – we are in this famewhoring together baby….

So fuck SI SWIM…when girls like Farrah bring the goods….

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