I didn’t watch the Oscars, I am too busy doing things that matter more than the Oscars, but don’t really matter at all, like the Oscars…where I stare at the wall…or ask girls from various social media platforms for nudes…
I am very glad that Lala Land didn’t not win best picture, but thought they did, before having it taken away from them, because that movie, for anyone with a brain….was fucking dog shit, the worst cinematic parody of a musical of all time, with talentless fucks, a weak narcissistic story, of a fame whore, who fucks the director and leaves her “love” she was mooching off of….
I saw this movie, wanted to leave in 3 minutes, sat through it and decided to hate with a passion anyone who liked the movie….
I don’t participate in this “envelope gate”…or “oscars so not lalaland”….hashtags some asshole created and people jump on top of….
I just know that losing is better when you think you win and have it robbed of you. Fuck you Lala Land…you cunt….
Unfortunately, we’ll have to listen to this story all day, luckily, we don’t care about the story, we care about the tits…and I’m committed to post tit pics and to avoid talking about bullshit that really doesn’t matter….even though everything I do is pretty meaningless…
Biggest News of the Day – Judge Wapner is Dead
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Bill Paxton is Dead –
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Baba Singh and His 200 Pound Turban
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Bitches in Dresses at the Oscars
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Huge Accident at the Gas Station
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Pussy that Doesn’t Matter but Think it Matters on the Red Carpet…
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High School Kid Breaks his Ankle Jumping Off Second Floor Balcony
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Giant Inflatable Santa – Shot Down
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Courtney Stodden is Perfect
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Kirsten Dunst at the Oscars….
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Nipples on Models in Milan…
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The Dude who Supplies Drinking Water to Wild Animals
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Kate Bock Swimsuit Video
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Rocking out on a Ancient Instrument…
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People Aged 5-75 Answer “what would improve your life”
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REMY MA’s Nicki Minaj Dis Track
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